The following is a visual representation, in pictures, of what will likely unfold in the next two days.
Well, almost all of it.
"Hey guys, I totally just got a new contract! I'm going to tweet it!"
"Yeah bruh, I'ma get me one too!"
"Uh, do you want to tell him?"
"Vale, debes decirle. Vancouver es como Seattle pero mas barato, ¿no?..."
"Fredy, I can't understand him."
"He say you are his best friend, ever."
"I don't get it. What's going on? You guys are keeping me right"
"JUST BEING DREW CAREY LOL WE'LL FOR SURE TOTALLY GIVE YOU A BETTER CONTRACT, AND FOR THE RIGHT PRICE TOO"
"That's what Drew said to me when I lent him my H&M cardigan. Speaking of which, he never gave it back. Shame. It would have looked so good on me when I was walking through Hyde Park last week."
"What is this!"
"Tyrone, we give you our word we'll take you in Stage 2 next week. Now go on vacation."
A week passes.
*League Teleconference for Stage 2 of Re-Entry Draft, it is Seattle's turn to select or pass*
*League officials are waiting for Seattle's choice*
"OH GOD I FORGOT TO PICK TYRONE"
"Aw man, I hate this place."