The Post Where I Was Going to Write About Sounders Stuff Till I Got Distracted by This Absolutely Safe-for-Work Video

I was going to use this space to write about the fact that Brad Evans has been called up for the USMNT, and that the Sounders have finally added some chickens with no names to the tryout process. Which makes me happy, because now I have players to practice my chicken theory on. Meaning I can ignore them unless and until they get signed. (I have no idea why I'm grateful for this.)

But instead I got distracted by the fact that the best streaker video ever has now been made safe for work.

Don't thank me. It's what I do.

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