Dear Santa Claus,
I'm pretty sure you missed the Sounders last year, so I would just like to remind you that we have been very, very good, and it's never too late.
Because we have been so very, very, amazingly, incredibly good, we have not one but two items on our list:
First, can you please send somebody who can take corner kicks so we can maybe capitalize when we're gifted with freakin' twelve in one game?
And then can you send somebody who can put them in the net?
We'll even pay postage.
With much love,
The Seattle Sounders
P.S. Have we mentioned you look very, very good in red?