Things I Like:

1. The Green Practice Jerseys, because they look better than "shale"
2. Seedy Bah, because I really want a jersey with "Bah" on it
3. Lamar Neagle, for having a name that rhymes with bagel (but not bagel)
4. Penalties in Friendlies, because it's silly
5. Red Cards in Friendlies, because it's classy
6. Fredy's English, because it's better than my Spanish
7. Hockey Style Periods, because MLS needs power plays
8. Twitter, because I finally know how to use it
9. Open Tryouts, because one of these days I am going become pro
10. Dutch Wafers, because I needed ten things on this list