I mean, Sporting KC, whatever they are called these days. Someone should let them know, our players have great kinetic memory. It doesn't matter what you are called, we will dispose of you in ungrateful and disheartening fashion.

I mean, Jeff Parke, he doesn't even score goals. For like, years at a time. So when he does, you know that you just got served.

Also, haters gonna hate. Sorry, our Jeff Parke is just the best.

Anyways, apologies for going missing. I am trying to wrap up the last two weeks of my undergraduate career at the moment, so I've been busy trying to figure out my life and everything. If only "blogger" was a real, paying occupation.