Sign the Boy Up, Boss

Study break.

Cillian Sheridan, took only 8 minutes to say "Hey Sigi, you should consider signing me as an offensive spark to your otherwise lackluster strike force." Yeah, I'm convinced.

 Moving along, MLSSSSoccer starts off their 2011 MLS All-Star voting ballot with this.

"How do you stop Manchester United stars Wayne Rooney and Javier "Chicharito" Hernandez? How do you score against Nemanja Vidic and Rio Ferdinand? MLS All-Star manager Hans Backe needs your help."

Um, if I only select Jhon Kennedy Hurtado, does my vote count as 10 for him? Oh, and for you twerps, you can also go crazy by voting on twitter.

You know it's summer when you see Nate Jaqua standing in line to ride the Python Banzai Giant Waterslide. And he's got blinding soccer socks tan on his legs.

 Seriously. This guy shows up everywhere. Is he part of the Barmy Army or a Whitecaps fan? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure he's the only guy who guys to every soccer game. Here he is when I snapped pictures of him at the Timbers match and Cascadia summit.

 Oh, and HEY BRENTON. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN USA WE PLAY CANADA THE WHITECAPS.

I can't wait buddy (teehee).

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