Have you ever wondered where Roger spends his Saturday mornings, before swashbuckling enemy pirates and MLS foes? Better question, have you ever wondered where Roger learned to master the 'Reclining Downward Facing Dog Revealing Chakra Half-Moon Phase' yoga pose? Oh, well on the water of course.
Seriously, no one at King 5's Evening Magazine pay any attention to the massively-bearded skinny guy wearing tiny bright blue 80's booty shorts. Because there could be only one guy in the entire city of Seattle who would fit that description.
Unfortunately, yoga fiends Nate Jaqua and Taylor Graham used to join him out there, but Roger kept playing bumper boats and splashing them in between poses.