The Sounders waltzed into Monterrey like it was nobody's business, and moonwalked back out with a 1-0 WTF win.
Pat Noonan and Nate Jaqua started, Terry Boss recorded a clean sheet, and MLS is now perfect in the CONCACAF Champions League.
Let that marinate.
OK, now I am going to go wear my party pants on my head. Because in this world, it is totally normal.
And for that.