San Francisco FC of Panama At Seattle Sounders: Gamethread
by Dave Clark on Aug 3, 2011 5:30 PM PDT
in Sounders: CONCACAF Champions League
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PrintIf there was ever to a match to take a guest to, this would be it. Due to the Away Goal tie-breaker, the better team being down a man, and a couple of San Francisco FC's players not making the trip due to visa issues this should be a run and gun soccer festival. Seattle must win be two goals, while to avoid overtime SFFC wants a single goal (overtime can only happen with a 1-nil Seattle Sounders regulation lead).
With this in mind I expect Sigi Schmid's side to be in the full on attack and stocked with first team talents. From day one the team has emphasized their desire to play in the Club World Cup, and this is the way to get there. Yes, that will leave them open to the counter. Yes, that is a defensive weakness. But Seattle must get at least two tonight. In light of the way these matches are called early success on a free kick would be pure gold for the Rave Green. With the Panamanian side having just undergone the long flight, maybe it is time for them to show some effect of being tired.
The game is Fox Soccer and 97.3FM if you want to hear Arlo White on the call at 7:00 PM Pacific
Tactical Keys
- Rapid Transitions To Attack
- Free Kick Success
- Defensive Communication
- Wear Them Down With Early Subs
Beverage: Yes
Scarf: Nos Audietis
Kit: #ChurchOfFucito v 1.0
Where I'm Watching: General Admission
Nos Audietis In Somniis | Nos Audietis In Altum
You Will Hear Us In Your Sleep | You Will Hear Us From The Deep
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I am SO bummed not to be there tonight!
“Upper respiratory infection” 1, Ken 0. I’ll be watching on TV and listening to Arlo’s feed, hopefully at the same time.
it could
be worse like in my case my dad is going with his buddies from work.
First Row Sports is fairly consistently good
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Beer: Alaskan raspberry wheat
Scarf: none-it’s really hot
Kit: ’10 rave green
Where: currently-collins pub Later-330 row B
Lol world football challenge won’t be broadcast on espn 2 till after the finish of this big league world series game. It’s only the 7th inning. Hope no one wanted to watch barca and chivas.
by MurrayD on Aug 3, 2011 5:50 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
FCD-Allianza is on FSC.
In case you’re desperate for something to watch…
I think they only play seven innings...
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
7 innings only
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
Beer: Pilsen (Callao)
Scarf: ECS 2011 (2010 was in my bag that seems to have been stolen while I was eating after a trip to Pachacamac)
Kit: 09/10 RG LS
Where I’m watching: In my bedroom, on my laptop. Hopefully we will score 5 goals in the first 20 minutes, because it starts at 9 here and tomorrow I have to teach the first day of school.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
Did I miss something?
“the better team being down a man.” What is this in reference to?
I assumed he meant "goal".
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Leo picked up a prematch red card
I kid
Nos Audietis
by sidereal on Aug 3, 2011 6:13 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
Noonan and Scott with the start.
GK Keller D Riley D Parke, D Scott, D Gonzalez, M Alonso, M Friberg, M Fernandez, M Rosales F Montero F Noonan
"The fans are excited. And the stadium, well, it ignites with explosion."
Still no White on the bench
Thought he could come in and be an impact sub in this game
by fcjake on Aug 3, 2011 6:43 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Well if Jaqua
gets minutes and does nothing, I hope White makes the bench for KC game instead.
by fcjake on Aug 3, 2011 6:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
It troubles me
That there are only like 30 people at the FCD game.
by B Money on Aug 3, 2011 6:46 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I thought that too...
… until Dallas scored. The entire shady side of the stadium looked pretty full. Why they can’t swing some kind of camera setup that shows the side with the fans, I have no idea.
I hope
my dad has a good time of course if i knew he was going before he left work today. I would have reminded him of Champion League rules regarding tie breakers.
Where did FSC dig up this announcer?
He’s even worse than their usual mediocre offerings.
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
Arlo hasn't!
Radio ftw!
"The fans are excited. And the stadium, well, it ignites with explosion."
Good runs being made into the box, but touch is off so far
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
I approve this message
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
SF playing fairly aggressively
for a team up one on the road. Meaning they’re not playing 10 behind the ball.
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
If they get one
then they have, essentially, a 3 goal lead. Fair play to them for going for it, at least early on…
That was a bit too close for comfort
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
Although CONCACAF officiating no longer surprises me...
this is ridiculous.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
Unfortunately
the Sounders have to adjust.
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
Yep
Its not like this strategy was unexpected.
by magistermilitum on Aug 3, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
SF strategy apparently
is counterattack and dive.
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
by 108Ultra on Aug 3, 2011 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
I have never heard it said "veHEHmently"
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
This dude's general pronunciation is weird
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
JUST CROSS THE LINE
Stupid ball.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
We have to take advantage of SFs shabby defending
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
So the SFFC player dives into the ball
And the official calls our guy for a foul? Good grief
by magistermilitum on Aug 3, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I didn't even see the goalkeeper touch anyone
how can he be injured
He has onegoalleaditis.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
i was
wondering what the foul against seattle was far.
Breathing.
They’ve called that one on us a few times today. And they will again.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
It was a dangerous play
for kicking a ball at knee height when someone else is trying to head it
Just watch, there will be 1 minute of stoppage time after 5 minutes of stoppages.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
Nice call...
2 minutes with like 6 or 7 minutes wasted.
Time wasting in the 21st minute
Gawd this is going to be painful to watch.
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
This game is an advertisement for why you should consider diving.
Our guys being strong and getting no calls, no matter what.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
I'm not saying I would support it.
I’m just saying that what’s actually been called out there provides an extreme incentive in favor of diving, and the fact that it’s getting even more gratuitous with the same result as time goes on, just makes the game worse.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
No. I like our team for a reason.
I’m saying that when it is officiated like this, the official is pretty much saying, “Please dive as much as possible.”
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
SFFC is laughing about it already.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
I feel like this game is in the first five minutes
Everyone is running around with their heads cut off
For a team bunkering, they are losing shape a LOT defensively.
We must exploit these repeated wide open spaces.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
Guys, quit with the random bad angle long shots.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
There wasn't much for Flaco to do with that.
No pace on the ball.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
The fact that we haven't scored yet is insane.
"The fans are excited. And the stadium, well, it ignites with explosion."
It's not a team sport it's one person.
by magistermilitum on Aug 3, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm a simple person who looks for simple answers.
Generally the more I drink.
by magistermilitum on Aug 3, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Play on every time they dive. If they play it out, don't give it back.
If they dive, make them pay.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
Anyone know who we have on the bench tonight?
After last week’s debacle I find it hard to believe Fucito doesn’t get a chance at these guys
37th minute
Dive NOT called!!
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
We have a team of creators, not finishers.
We get one pure finisher on the field and we are up by 2 goals by ow.
"The fans are excited. And the stadium, well, it ignites with explosion."
These SFFC players have hearts like lions
for them to fight through so many injuries like this is inspiring. The number of times they’ve gone to the turf in agony, I’ll be amazed if they can still walk by full time.
by olorcain on Aug 3, 2011 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Well the starters ARE down 1-0
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
Really need to take advantage of a corner.
GK comes out too easily and we seem to have a 4 inch height advantage across the rosters.
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flaco i love thee!!!!!!!!!
"The fans are excited. And the stadium, well, it ignites with explosion."
Stellar cross by Leo
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
by 108Ultra on Aug 3, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
FLACO FLACO FLACO!
Terrible build-up, but who cares?
Thank you for reminding me of that.
Easily one of the most exciting Sounder goals I’ve ever seen.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
Now they have to play.
Bunker and flop won’t cut it now.
by moyerLIVES on Aug 3, 2011 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Didn't you watch the first game?
That was their strategy then.
I could be wrong, but...
we seem a half step quicker to 50.50 balls now.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
THat's his veteraness coming through
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
Behind, straight at ankle, no booking.
Oh well.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
In KC earlier today same tackle was straight red.
Maybe MLS referees aren’t the worst in the world
"The fans are excited. And the stadium, well, it ignites with explosion."
I don't like the American obsession with always being number 1.
I can accept that they just royally suck and that others may be worse.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
by mistuhp on Aug 3, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I really liked that set piece
The trickery was very well thought out.
by Brian23 on Aug 3, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Crafty shot by Mauro.
You know they weren’t expecting that, and he almost pulled it off.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
Rosales seems to be serving everything high tonight
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
Sounders seem to be figuring out
“Go down at first bit of contact”
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
Man I wish the keeper would've dropped Ozzie's shot. Definite goal if he'd done so.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
given this ref's form.
he most likely would of carded Ozzie for putting to much pace on the ball and called back the goal.
by Rougtan on Aug 3, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Take a shot every "rich vein of form."
No, wait, I don’t want you to get alcohol poisoning.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
You'd need a rich vein of beer to keep up.
"The fans are excited. And the stadium, well, it ignites with explosion."
by DarthGreedo on Aug 3, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'll take an aggregate tie going into halftime
Of course, I’d prefer 8-1 on aggregate, but I’ll take what I can get.
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Well, extending from 1-0 to 7-0 in the second half today would be acceptable to me.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
I'll be
comfortable if seattle scores 2-3 more goals.
Random security guard:
Holy crap it’s Sigi Schmid!
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Careful Sigi
That mouthbreather is about to suck you in!
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
A little too frantic for my liking
They are playing like they are down 5-1 on aggregate. The space is there and SF back off every time they get the ball just outside the 18. I wish they would just calm down and take the space that SF are giving them.
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
A "very impressive" first half
was almost “very disappointing” had we not scored that goal.
There are several things wrong with that statement
I mean, the Mariners last night would have been very disappointing if Casper Wells hadn’t hit that home run, but he did, so it wasn’t.
Saying this isn’t insight. Saying “if this thing didn’t happen then we’d be saying something else” isn’t productive. That’s the nature of soccer: the game changes suddenly with every goal. It doesn’t matter that we only scored on a corner, we still scored.
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I hear Kenny Cooper's going to score lots for them!
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
Thanks to Flaco for repairing the bilge pump
But the yacht’s still got a hole below the water line, a dead engine and a balky GPS. Other than that, everything’s fine.
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
Agreed
they are likely staying loud to ensure Noonan doesn’t fall asleep in his old age.
Considering they said only about 17,000 tickets were sold
I would say yes. But then again, I don’t get to watch as many games as I would like.
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
Probably the ratio of diehards to passive supporters is higher than normal
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what I was thinking too
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
Good point
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
he's a great asset in the midfield
glad to see him out there.
Put a black shirt, torn jeans and boots on him
and he’s totally an angry heavy metal dude who spends lots of time shredding in the garage.
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
I bet he has a wicked collection of Sweedish and German death metal
all on cassette in his locker.
by olorcain on Aug 3, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Studs out, knee height, from behind...
sorry to be a broken record, but another clear booking where nothing happens.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
Noonan's hitting a lot of balls heavy
He needs to calm down and hit it softer.
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What subs do folks want to see?
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
I don't even know who is available.
I’d like Fucito to see more minutes. If we get the lead perhaps a Carrasco sighting.
by magistermilitum on Aug 3, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Fall down grab ball, blatant, to stop attack.
No booking. Go figure.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
Oh Fredy
that needed pace.
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
Just hit it
no cheeky shit
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
Sub him
Get Jaqua or Fucito in there. I wanna see some attacking runs. The back line of San Fran is getting higher and higher
Elbow in back, in box. Nothing.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
WTF?
That was an awful no call
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
CONCACAF refs are ridiculously bad
I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.
Costa Rican ref
Panamanian team. How much money do they need to have change hands?
by magistermilitum on Aug 3, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
what the fuck?
"The fans are excited. And the stadium, well, it ignites with explosion."
It's not MLS reffing.
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
He's a total ass hat
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
by 108Ultra on Aug 3, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
And now complete flop, foul on us.
Go figure.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
Unbelievably bad call
And he was right fuckin there
Not a bad call.
Leo fouled him. Just ridiculous that he won’t call it fair on both ends. Infuriating.
by magistermilitum on Aug 3, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
To be exact, he was about as close as he was for the no call on us.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
The ref shouldn't come in on the visiting team plane
by lemonverbena on Aug 3, 2011 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Its the only direct flight
from Central America to Seattle
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
So if you guys win this 1-0
Would it mean extra time?
Hope you advance. We made it last night.
I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.
OT first, then PKs
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
Ah oops.
Forgot about the extra time.
by magistermilitum on Aug 3, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I would like to say it's unbelievable, but unfortunately, it is very believable.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
Fucking shitty fuck
Can’t get anything going because we get fouled so hard every time…
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How is that not a call on SFFC?
Biased reffing. Worse than MLS reffing.
by magistermilitum on Aug 3, 2011 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
And we get a yellow.
Almost laughable.
by magistermilitum on Aug 3, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Now we get a yellow
for intentional handball, bu the dive to get a call while grabbing the ball wasn’t?!!!!!
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
amazing, shockingly bad
get the bruiser Fucito in there, show em how its done
really? What the hell is that for?
"The fans are excited. And the stadium, well, it ignites with explosion."
Rosales carded
for ball to hand in the middle third. Whatever.
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
Wait, their guy fell on the ball to stop play with no booking, but THAT gets one?
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
I really want one of our players to slide tackle the ref
I don’t care how many games they get suspended for, he really, really deserves a wake-up call.
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh, of course.
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
On the positive side
SF not really doing anything threatening yet this half.
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
we can't finish
If we get eliminated it will be because we can’t finish. Too many wasted chances
by Kevin Higginbottom on Aug 3, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
Like the Women's World Cup final
very frustrating.
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
Arlo also calls BS on an injured player
Well, not likely actually injured
I live in Panama
YET I HAVE A LIFE THREATENING CRAMP.
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
by 108Ultra on Aug 3, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I like it
Noonan was relatively anonymous.
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
He wasn't bad
He did hit some passes and through balls a bit longer than what was needed on a few different occasions.
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
But he never really imposed himself on the game
At this point, I would say he was the least “involved” player on the pitch. Besides, we are getting plenty of crosses and the added height can’t hurt.
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
DIVE!! Give that idiot a Yellow..it was shoulder to shoulder
by Mugen Power on Aug 3, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
He going to call that on Parke now?
by magistermilitum on Aug 3, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
wtf!?
He went right for the head!
by magistermilitum on Aug 3, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
THis shit makes me not even want to be in the tournament.
What a joke.
"The fans are excited. And the stadium, well, it ignites with explosion."
by DarthGreedo on Aug 3, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Brown's was intentional
worst timing of a header ever!
Brown
you talentless fucking hack.
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
by 108Ultra on Aug 3, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
It would be a lot easier to have pity on him
if he hadn’t snapped his header into Parke’s head before the ball came down.
by magistermilitum on Aug 3, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, get over it.
He only “mistimed” it by two seconds.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
Great.
I bet spraying his head with water will do a lot.
by Kenneth Jung on Aug 3, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
time killing
these guys are trying to kill the clock.
by Kevin Higginbottom on Aug 3, 2011 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
With all their injuries, how do they have more than seven out there.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
That chant is so wrong...
and so awesome at the same time
by central_scrutinizer on Aug 3, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Usually I'd be ashamed of the lack of class
But… no… not tonight, not against this team.
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you kidding me??????
put the ball in the net, we’ll discuss your options later.
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
JUST GET IT ACROSS THE LINE ALREADY.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
WHAT THE FUCK!!!! JUST KICK IT IN!!!!!!!!!!!!
"The fans are excited. And the stadium, well, it ignites with explosion."
This is getting ridiculous
Could you imagine watching SF play another Panamanian team? It would look like the day after Gettysburg.
This is not soccer! Fuck this
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 3, 2011 8:37 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Ref, STOP TELLING HIM TO GET OFF THE PITCH.
BOOK HIM ALREADY, AH.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
There was at least one Sounder offsides
it wouldn’t have counted even if Friberg put it in.
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
These jokers should be banned from international competition
by lemonverbena on Aug 3, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I agree. These commentators are a joke
Oh that’s not what you meant?
I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.
Even the Fox commentators think it's "absurd" at this point.
Enough said.
Sounders 'til I die
by SounderJunkie on Aug 3, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
BOOK THEM. ONE TIME. IT IS OBVIOUS!
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
Each team has two yellows at this point
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Talking specifically about blatant dives.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
Dammit
That has to go across the net!!!
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
by Bromantic on Aug 3, 2011 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh Fredy
Yelling at someone else for taking an ill advised shot. Gotta love the irony.
This ref has all the words in the world for them.
nothing but cards for us.
by moyerLIVES on Aug 3, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
He obviously doesn't speak English.
How else would he communicate?
Sounders 'til I die
by SounderJunkie on Aug 3, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Another random angle shot.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
we are constipated, that's how I describe it...
just little nuggets of scoring, and we haven’t cleared the giant turd left inside.
ADRIAN SIGN A STRIKER NOW
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
by 108Ultra on Aug 3, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
We have O'Brien and Mike, just need them on the pitch
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd rather see him in for Friberg then Montero
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
They are playing frantically
Just like I said at the half, they need to calm the eff down and play futbol.
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
a rare call for us
we need to settle down
by Kevin Higginbottom on Aug 3, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
No way I could watch soccer in Panama
If this is how they play… I wouldn’t follow soccer. I thought they were men only to find out they are pussies.
@cosman68 follow on twitter if you want.
This guy doesn't even know the difference between the green and yellow kits.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
No, he just mis-said that our main color is Rave Green.
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll have to take your word for that.
Sounders 'til I die
by SounderJunkie on Aug 3, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
It was not said well, so I'm taking my own word for it.
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
The FSC commentator is awful
I am sick of hearing Montero called the “little Colombian” and Rosales the “little Argentinian”.
You should've watched the Barca friendly
Rob Stone called Xavi “Iniesta” even though Iniesta wasn’t even on the pitch.
I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.
Nice
Facito for Friberg, move Alvaro to CAM?
by Rougtan on Aug 3, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Looks like you beat me to it.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
Comedy of errors....
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
I've watched him miss those chances for 3 years.
Not like he’s going to learn now.
by moyerLIVES on Aug 3, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jaqua NEEDS to finish that.
That’s what he’s there to do.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
I am fucking done defending Nate Jaqua
He HAS to score that. Fucking BUllshit
"The fans are excited. And the stadium, well, it ignites with explosion."
Jaqua and Riley
Are the two player i have no idea why Seattle keeps them.
I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.
Riley hasn't been half bad tonight
And who else would you put at right back? I’m with you on Jaqua though.
Riley is alright...
No worse than Noonan
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Jaqua
makes 210K+. Can’t trade him.
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
He makes WHAT?
And I thought we were wasting our time and resources with De Guzman.
I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.
I can't see them keeping him protected and/or resigning him.
At least not if OBW comes back and shows what he was doing toward the beginning of the season, and if the FO brings in the TF everyone wants to see.
by magistermilitum on Aug 3, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
It’s shameful really. De Guzman at least maintains a semblance of competence.
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
JDG is incompetent
He can’t pass and he can’t shoot on target. If he could, we would’ve beaten Portland for you.
I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.
I will restate my preferred sub from last game, more or less.
Fucito for Friberg, slide Flaco to middle.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
Other option,
Is Evans in the 18 and healthy?
Even if he was, I imagine the rust would hinder him tonight.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
Neither
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
Figured as much.
I should of checked MLS’s website before I posted.
Sooo many chances
sigh
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
costs too much to release.
and provides depth in case of injury. Even if its not great depth, its depth none the less.
Not really
I mean there are 5 players on the bench I’d rather see subbed before him. I’d prefer Gonzalez on top. He’s just useless.
Somebody hit this game with an ugly stick.
There. Now I set our comments back to the 90’s.
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigi has horrible taste in players
like his poor taste in shirts
sigh
come on seattle just finish 1 just 1 and we move on.
He's actually stopped us when he should've played advantage twice.
He did it once in the first half, too.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
Yeah, I remember yelling and confusing my dad
It sucks being the only one with a solid amount of soccer knowledge in my family.
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I anticipate extra time, and I think Sigi does too.
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigi
How can you use only 1 sub? 1? We have KC on Saturday, COME ON MAN!
He knows this is going to OT
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
You can win now, whats an extra 10 mins?
Get fresh legs in now and push for a win
ugh
probably would be best if i remain at the computer.
By that logic, he knows this is going to PKs.
Who are our best PK takers?
by magistermilitum on Aug 3, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
This game has been begging for Fucito from the very beginning.
How does Sigi not see it.
by moyerLIVES on Aug 3, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
30 minutes of extra time?
I think we can score one
by Kevin Higginbottom on Aug 3, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
Am I correct in assuming that there is no golden goal?
Sounders 'til I die
by SounderJunkie on Aug 3, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep
no golden ball. They can score how many they like within 30mins
I doubt there will be more than one the way this game has been going.
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
If it is like the UEFA Champions leage they do
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
I think they do.
I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.
At this point I doubt both teams score a goal.
And I really doubt we score 2 and they score 1. Away goal advantage is nonexistent at this point.
by magistermilitum on Aug 3, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Mostly, yes
But never underestimate the last second phantom PK call.
by LordIceman on Aug 3, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I guess I'll eat my words
Jaqua is sucking. Sigi needs to sub the sub.
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
5 minutes of stoppage
at least the 4th ref is paying attention.
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
They just hung up
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
by 108Ultra on Aug 3, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Christ Fredy
you’re not standing over a putt.
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
They are finishing like porn stars
Long, slow, sloppy and unconvincing.
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
by Bromantic on Aug 3, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Come on guys. On Target. Thats all you need!
"The fans are excited. And the stadium, well, it ignites with explosion."
Elbow up, no booking.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
Nope
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
30 minutes guaranteed
No golden goal
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
Switch ends after 15 minutes
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
Great, less sleep tonight now...
I swear to god, if I see Levesque enter the game, I will punch myself
Dammit
It’s late here on the East Coast.
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
Right there with you.
South America’s west coast, though. I’m one hour better off than you are..
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
Bad thing is,
how do I turn it off now, but I have a bad feeling I am going to bed pissed tonight.
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
Seriously. I have to get up early tomorrow, but crap, I can't turn it off.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
Mountain Time here
Not too bad. I just want us to win already.
You forgot the quotation "fingers" on classic
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
Austin Powers
Dr. Evil, invented the “quotation fingers”
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
Why is Sigi not out on the field
I would be chewing that ref out so much right now. Offer him a water bottle so he can stand there and listen to you bitch at him.
Doesn't matter. Wait until the end of the game to chew him out.
It won’t change anything now.
by magistermilitum on Aug 3, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
i don't
think they reset until the round after group stage
Presuming I don't kick the shit out of my flatscreen
what should I have for dinner tomorrow?
Nate Jaqua
For not finishing that breakaway
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
by Bromantic on Aug 3, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It IS the best song that soundwave plays.
Sounders 'til I die
by SounderJunkie on Aug 3, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I was downtown last month when there was that big parade and heard them.
They were one of the better bands.
So, how about them Kings of Leon?
Pussies can’t hold their liquor….
Milk is Like Football
I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.
Do they have flappy heads too?
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
Arlo makes me so happy!
What a legend. The ref on the other hand never fails to amaze
For those who remember Wide World of Sports opening
This match could easily replace the ski jump crash.
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
They're great before and after games.
The Next Generation of the KC
by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
93rd of OT
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
Psychically it feels like the 93,000th
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
I spell like the Sounders shoot
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
okay
wasn’t sure what you were booing at cause i stopped watching.
Fox commentator is still talking about "away goals"
Please tell me it is more of him just not knowing what he’s talking about.
Sounders 'til I die
A goal in any form against us would be bad.
Let’s just go with that.
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Have we still not used sub #2?
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
Was checking other league scores and noticed something...
can anyone explain why Chivas Guadalajara v. Barca is on the front page scroll of MLS’s official website?
We don't have the time
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
Side note on this,
LAG and PDX is entering “PDX Collapse time”. “75+ minute.”
World Football Challenge, maybe?
MLSsoccer.com is pretty much the source for all things American soccer. They’ve got tons of World Cup stuff when that’s going on.
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure, go ahead and shoot a half court shot when you only need a layup
Well played, SF
Writer: CougCenter Twitterer: @GradyClapp
For being about team health and not over doing it
why in the hell have we not sub’d out anyone?
by Mugen Power on Aug 3, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
GET A GOAL
WE WANT A GOAL
A SEATTLE GOAL
WE WANT A SEATTLE GOAL
GET A FUCKING GOAL SEATTLE
by lemonverbena on Aug 3, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Portland 3 LA Galaxy 0
There’s some good news in the day for you.
I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.
the good news is everyone and their mother has Donovan as their captain this weekend
I don’t think it actually matters how he performs since everyone in the damn game has him and captains him.
by Tohoya on Aug 3, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That Portland is up 3-0 makes me think Hell hath frozen over.
I don’t know whether to be happy (LA losing) or disappointed (Portland winning).
I would like a Seattle-Portland 1-2 finish in league play
Makes our games all the more meaningful.
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Another life threatening cramp
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
Sure why not?
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
Referee did not have to stop the game there.
No head injury. FUck that
"The fans are excited. And the stadium, well, it ignites with explosion."
"The ref will have to stop the play to check in on the down player"
No..
He doesn’t.
Sounders 'til I die
If ever there were a bookable dive,
that would be it.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
It's a fucking miracle!!
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
Jaqua finished!!!!
OMG!!!!
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
If Jaqua didn't finish that....
he should be dropped tomorrow… seriously
by majora999 on Aug 3, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Baby Giraffee you son of a bitch!!!!
I’m so happy for you!
"The fans are excited. And the stadium, well, it ignites with explosion."
Fantastic ball by Flaco, and Jaqua with some good composure to finish it.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
SFFC guy thinks he's Garrincha.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
Surely that's a yellow
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
You'd think that, wouldn't you?
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
Wishful thinking
with this ref
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
by Bromantic on Aug 3, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Little Argentinian, say that 3 times fast!
Oh wait, the commentator already did.
Sounders 'til I die
by SounderJunkie on Aug 3, 2011 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
cant let up
we need to keep pressing.
by Kevin Higginbottom on Aug 3, 2011 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
An away goal right now would suck so much
The Next Generation of the KC
by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
dive, dive, dive!
Keeper must think he’s a submarine captain.
Nice shot by Fredy. Did he just hurt the keeper's hand?
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
I think he may have actually knocked the wind out of himself
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
Hey Torres you're losing
Get up
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
Slightly higher from Fredy and there's no way he gets it. Only off by about six inches.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
Awful call
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
Can we get a cuople subs in, please?
We need fresh legs.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
Why mess with a winning formation?
Bwahaha, nope, couldn’t say it with a straight face…
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
A for effort
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
Jaqua is so fucking slow
Morales delivers, you are slow, slow slow
It would be lovely if the announcer knew the rules of the tournament
Too much to ask, I suppose.
by LordIceman on Aug 3, 2011 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Well, considering he doesn't know his colors...
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
by mistuhp on Aug 3, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Green is the new yellow
or yellow is the new green. Not sure, I’d have to ask him.
by LordIceman on Aug 3, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This announcer is horrendous
It’s like he doesn’t even watch soccer….it’s rather annoying
by Sounders4life on Aug 3, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's, just, not...
Do we REALLY want to go to penalties?
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
No
an away goal and they win it still. (2-2 aggregate, away goals to SFFC)
away goals only matter if aggregate is tied
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
this is irrelevant. They're not going to score.
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
It’s essentially a new game with extra time. it’s 1-0 now, if they score, PKs. If we score and they score, so 2-1 in ET, then we win
by Sounders4life on Aug 3, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
He wasn't already?
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Its taken you this long?
To love El Lince?
by magistermilitum on Aug 3, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
And that's why Ozzie is not a winger.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
oh the drama!
15 more and we are through!
by Kevin Higginbottom on Aug 3, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
With KC on Saturday
Why is Fredy or Ozzie still in? WHHHYYYYYYY?
Because this game is more important
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
Does
the announce not know the rules or am i confused. If SSFC scores and its 2-2 SFFC wins?
Oh
good. i was scratching my head for a second.
I am very glad that Jaqua decided to take a touch on that.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
Exhausting.
seal the deal!!!! How many oppurtunities do we want?
Or our strikers have been awful.
One of the two.
by magistermilitum on Aug 3, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
So
has leo when he tries to shot the ball in the box.
Still have two subs left...
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
please please please can we get a sub?
by Kenneth Jung on Aug 3, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Carrasco for Friberg, please.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
When keeping it real goes wrong
Writer: CougCenter Twitterer: @GradyClapp
by Grady Clapp on Aug 3, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Oh God,
This a-hole is out of control. No consistency. Their whole team should have been booked for time wasting by now.
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
by Bromantic on Aug 3, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Keller is going to eat the referee.
He is pissed
"The fans are excited. And the stadium, well, it ignites with explosion."
Well Sigi's trying to get him on
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
Sorry it's Carrasco
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
Considering a substitution is too big a call for him to make, you are right.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
Shocked no hand ball call on us.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
Now they won't let us get a sub on.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
Wow. How many times does Sigi have to yell "sub" in the official's ear?
"The fans are excited. And the stadium, well, it ignites with explosion."
Jesus Ozzie, keep it in the corner!
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
Yeah that was a bookable dive
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
by 108Ultra on Aug 3, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
TAKE IT TO THE CORNER
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
I don't care if 7 minutes are left. KILL TIME
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
To reiterate: ADRIAN SIGN A STRIKER NOW
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
IT WASN'T A PASS
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
FIND THE FLAG. None of these are working!
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
How is Brown not getting a yellow for that? Oh wait, I know...
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
I hate the fact that Jaqua is lucky enough to have a goal to his name.
The Next Generation of the KC
Karaoke just started in the bar I'm in
The crooners sound better than fax intern
why?!
Posses the damn ball
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
This ref
is just as terrible as the announcer, what a joke
by Sounders4life on Aug 3, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Servando does need to learn to keep his studs down
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
FIND. THE. FLAG.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
by mistuhp on Aug 3, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Sigi needs to choke them for this
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
THat was almost an all-time comical own goal
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
This is horrible possession football
Writer: CougCenter Twitterer: @GradyClapp
by Grady Clapp on Aug 3, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Lol
THeir guy slide tackles Parke from behind and sends him flying, and then turns around and begs for the penalty.
"The fans are excited. And the stadium, well, it ignites with explosion."
Please end this atrocity
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
by 108Ultra on Aug 3, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Oh thank you tiny baby Jesus
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by Grady Clapp on Aug 3, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Whew
Thank God this is over. So painful.
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game" -Bill Shankly
Yay
Prepare to be slaughtered by Monterrey.
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
Okay, after the highlights post, we never speak of this game again.
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
The ref needs to be beat
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
I hope this ref's luggage gets lost on the way back.
You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find.
#classyJeffreySolÃshate
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope someone accidentally spells his last name iwth a grave accent instead of an acute accent.
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope he tries to speak Spanish in a Mexican restaurant only to realize the waiter only speaks English.
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope he gets stuck in an elevator with a man with severe body odor problems.
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope his flight gets delayed on his way back to Panama.
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope he never knows the love of a real woman
by lemonverbena on Aug 3, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope his blowup doll pops in his face.
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I hope it gets burned, then run over by a semi truck
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
Better yet
I hope he accidentally leaves it unattended and it’s blown up in a field outside of Black Diamond by the bomb squad.
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
by 108Ultra on Aug 3, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Seriously
I can’t even talk to anyone about this game because I will only end up punching them in the face.
I'd have to say the last game-which-shall-not-be-named was more agonizing in many ways.
Though this game clearly mattered more.
by magistermilitum on Aug 3, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
i hated
that ref at least he was constant on not calling PK’s. The only thing he did well.
He's simply the best
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
NATE JAQUA IS NOT THE HERO
A MONKEY COULD HAVE HIT THAT ONE IN
FUCK THAT REF
FUCK SAN FRANCISCO
FUCK EVERYTHING
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
A monkey would have one-timed it
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
by 108Ultra on Aug 3, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
Sounders Travel
So who wants to go to Central America to support sounders for these games and drink Cerveza?
"want" is a lot different than "can"
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Their keeper would get man of the match
If they hadn’t lost. Hah!
Thanks for pointing out the silver lining
Seriously.
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
And, let's be honest, Jaqua's goal was entirely Flaco's.
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't want to watch this game again
Or at all, really.
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Pray tell, why would you do that to yourself?
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
by 108Ultra on Aug 3, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is the angriest I've been after a win in a while
I think I’m going to have to do a shot to help unwind before bed.
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
by 108Ultra on Aug 3, 2011 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
And roofies.
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
If I had just done a shot every time Jaqua missed a shot
I’d be fine by now. But then, hindsight is 20/20.
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
by 108Ultra on Aug 3, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
But down only two
The rest should go over your head.
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by 51dimes on Aug 3, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hah not with my liquor cabinet
if it gets poured, it gets swallowed.
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
Why have a liquor cabinet when you can have a liquor closet?
Much more roomy.
by magistermilitum on Aug 3, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Because on the yacht, closet space is at a premium
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
by 108Ultra on Aug 3, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I take it this was a reply fail?
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
We, as fans, most certainly did lose.
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by s0merand0mdude on Aug 3, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, there were no winners here tonight
You will hear us on Brougham, you will hear us on Occidental, you will hear us on King. We are all around you, there is no escape.
by 108Ultra on Aug 3, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
So, what is up with our lack of finishing
And what would an “average” shooting percentage be?
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Yea
i would take 1-nil regulation win anytime that doesn’t involve a home and home match. But i was really frustrated by the issues they had getting that 2nd goal.
One particular sequence
when their keeper made two point blank saves was just bewildering. We did well to get shots, but to many from long range for my liking.
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I was wondering if that was the game plan, since they did it way more than usual.
It didn’t really work in any case.
Sorry, I'm too drunk after that travesty of a wonderful match
1 in 9 shots, 1 in 2 shots on goal is a good rule of thumb. Unless you’re a Sounder. Then you need to measure shots by the metric f%$@ton to actually get a couple in.
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by sidereal on Aug 3, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Who would have guessed...
that Dave’s preview would be so far off the mark?
“If there was ever to a match to take a guest to, this would be it. … this should be a run and gun soccer festival.”
This match was a spectacle, but for all the wrong reasons. I’m really sorry that I took my friends.
What?!
The only thing that didn’t make it a run and gun soccer festival was the fact that SFFC wanted to have sleepy time instead of joining in on the gunning and running. Seattle had a ton of possession and opportunities. Great game to watch (since the good team won). The reverse leg in Panama would have been an awful game to take a guest to. . that was boring as hell. But this was fine. Also, your friends probably learned some creative new profanities.
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I completely disagree
While we had a ton of possession and opportunities, that was completely overshadowed (to the uninitiated) by the constant diving, time wasting, and at times mind-boggling refereeing decisions.
I agree with you that the away game was worse, as that was about the most boring game I’ve watched in a long time.
I think I did have some creative new profanities though as they did bring their kids…
This hilarious thread confirms it
This blog is my new top destination for all things Sounders. A small positive on a night of negatives.
by Lee Nathan on Aug 4, 2011 12:59 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
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