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Brad Evans preserves penalty kick perfection. (Animated)

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Brad Evans has come to be known for his understated goal celebrations this season, but even those less than boisterous celebrations hold a bit of nuance that deserves further gif review. I dubbed this one "The Content Chef."

As far as the Seattle Sounders FC goes as a team, you can state as fact that Brad Evans is the closest thing to penalty perfection. The team has had two penalty kick calls this season and both times they have resulted in goals by Evans. Perfection. It is only fitting that he celebrates his first goal against FC Dallas with what I have called "The Content Chef" -- the kissing of the right hand and then the left -- what cooks do when they feel their dish has reached perfection. I had held out a small hope that Brad might have gone with leaning on the goal post (aka "oshaning"), but I'll take perfection any day.

B-Rad's penalty kick:

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B-Rad's goal celebration:

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And a bonus gif of Fredy Montero "GrrrrrFace":

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