UPDATE: They came back after dinner and did a Part 2. I included that too.
Brad Evans was at it again on Tuesday night, interviewing teammate Marc Burch with questions submitted through Twitter. We learned a quite a bit about Mr. Burch, including his favorite dance move, how he would have celebrated a goal against D.C. United and what kind of superhero he'd be.
[<a href="http://storify.com/jeremiahoshan/inside-the-footballer-s-studio-marc-burch" mce_href="http://storify.com/jeremiahoshan/inside-the-footballer-s-studio-marc-burch" target="_blank">View the story "Inside the Footballer's Studio: Marc Burch" on Storify</a>]<h1>Inside the Footballer's Studio: Marc Burch</h1><h2>Well, everyone's favorite interviewer Brad Evans was at it again. This time his subject was Marc Burch.</h2><p>Storified by Jeremiah Oshan · Tue, May 08 2012 21:00:25</p><div>Q&A w/ Marc Burch will take place from now until dinner in 30 minutes. GOOOOOOOOOOOOBrad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 What is his favorite kind of tree?Ryan McQueen</div><div>@RYAN_C_M Birch tree. duh. My wife is allergic to birch though.Brad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 to Burch Thoughts on Leo suspension?SSFC-Rumors</div><div>@SSFC_Rumors Terrible call.Brad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 How much better is Seattle than DC?Dano</div><div>@DanoSeattle SO Much better in EVERY aspect!Brad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 favorite goal celebration you have seen someone else doBrian Stern</div><div>@sternbc probably have to be Rogers scuba celebration. Instant classic.Brad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 Burchy - how sweet would that header in DC been?Matt Oak</div><div>@mattaoak really sweet. I had a great celebration in mind!Brad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 how much better is the atmosphere at Clink compared to DC's home field?travis jeremiah</div><div>@tjeremiah Night and day. Pure numbers and better chants.Brad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 What's HIS reason for not being on Twitter?Casey Kolowinski</div><div>@ProjectedToWin its a pathetic reason... He is married.Brad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 how does Marc do that through-ball that turns right after it passes the defender? (I've seen it 2x in games now).Chad Harris</div><div>@i_am_333 skill baby. Tons of practice too. Also I put chewed sour patch kids on my nikes.Brad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 For Burch: My friend wants to date you. She's got 2 graduate degrees and is good looking. Care to humor her?Kyle Ritter</div><div>@KyleJacobRitter awesome resume! But, my wife would kill me. Seriously, she would kill me.Brad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 What's Marc's favorite fast food?Stan Rawrysz</div><div>@rawfysh in n out! Isn't that everyones?Brad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 who's the biggest prankster on the team? (I bet it's Brad).Jason Paschal</div><div>@seattlesince81 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee montero.Brad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 How concerned are you to be rooming with B-Rad?Fake Adrian Hanauer</div><div>@FakeAdrianH VERY concerned. Things I can't say on twitter.Brad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 Free tacos or free haircuts?Jeffery Lew</div><div>@biglew8 haircuts!Brad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 Any plans for a Sounders' Burch Beer?Colin Lamont</div><div>@chamberiECS shakes head* YES there is.Brad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 will Burch play some forward? Is he the inverse of Levesque?Dave Clark</div><div>@bedirthan in an alternate universe I'd play forward. Weve got plenty to use right now.Brad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 Marc, what's your favorite thing about Seattle so far?Janelle Johnson</div><div>@janellemj the weather. Blah. No, I really like all the parks do I can take my dog out. Not many parks in DCBrad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 Burch's favorite European club?Lucas</div><div>@LucasTheGeek leyton orientBrad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 if his header against DC scored, how would Burch have celebrated?bangerang</div><div>@taylorbenge I would have lifted Ben over my head and danced along the barra bravaBrad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 Does Marc have any embarrassing nicknames?Nathan Grimm</div><div>@n8ngrimm I call him burchy poo before we sleep.Brad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 Thoughts on 2009 USOC final?SSFC-Rumors</div><div>@SSFC_Rumors wicks went crazy.Brad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 best/worst thing about being a Sounder so far?Matt Oak</div><div>@mattaoak best-free hair cuts. Worst-the rainBrad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 who is Burch's closest friend on the team?!Dana Christianson</div><div>@danachristianso b-rad but @Durn15 is my little sisterBrad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 Best food he's had in Seattle?Matt THK</div><div>@gomattgo hmmmmm UMI sake house.Brad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 What is Marc's favorite musical?Nathan Grimm</div><div>@n8ngrimm fiddler on the roof.Brad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 Which is Marc's favorite Spice Girl?Nathan Grimm</div><div>@n8ngrimm not posh.Brad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 Is Marc trying to replace you as most handsome man on the team?shane waletzko</div><div>@Healingprimrose he's already had a few modeling gigs set up.Brad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 If Burch was a movie monster, which would he be?Eric Hansen</div><div>@SoccerFCUnited incredible left footed hulkBrad Evans</div><div>Editor's note: Jason is on crack if he thinks Dick's Drive-In is remotely comparable to In-N-Out. Can people please stop acting like they are?</div><div>@brad_evans3 @rawfysh have you brought him to Dick's Drive-In yet? Favorite place in Seattle so far (Royal Brougham Park doesn't count)?Jason Paschal</div><div>@seattlesince81 @rawfysh not yet. Hear good things thoughBrad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 favorite player growing up?Russell Watland</div><div>@wallyrussito Kobe BryantBrad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 What is Marc's favorite pump-up jam to listen to before taking the pitch?Nathan Grimm</div><div>@n8ngrimm pump up the jam.... The whole jock jam albumsBrad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 is Marc pulling for the Capitals in the NHL playoffs?Sam Williams</div><div>@v_twinsam fo shoBrad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 Does Marc Burch really wear a golden slipper on his left foot when he sleeps? Does his right foot get jealous?Royal Brougham Pitch</div><div>@RBPitch right foot is solely for standingBrad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 Most cliche excuse in the book...Casey Kolowinski</div><div>@ProjectedToWin the most cliche cliche... It's not you it's meBrad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 whose head would he shave if he could?Jeb S.</div><div>@SeaJeb @Goleador17 or @Yo_Hawn_SunBrad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 what's for dinner?Nkopp</div><div>@nkopp foodBrad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 What is Burchy Poo's favorite dance move?Nathan Grimm</div><div>@n8ngrimm bite the lipBrad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 if Burch were a ghost, who would he haunt?Tim Foss</div><div>@timorfy brad PittBrad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 Left footed only, or left-handed as well?Kyle Ritter</div><div>@KyleJacobRitter just footedBrad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 what are your favorite songs or bands? (Either/both of you)Chad Harris</div><div>@i_am_333 anything country. (this is the truth)Brad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 what is Marc's favorite pick up line?Grant F</div><div>@ducki98444 have you met Ted?Brad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 did he have relief or aprehension when Seattle picked him up in the supplemental draft?There's a long story</div><div>@Emerald_Sounder relief. Lots of relief. Joy too.Brad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 what is your favorite bar in Seattle?Rachel Sparks</div><div>@RachelShock paragon.Brad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 Does Marc prefer his toilet paper to unroll from over to top or from down behind?Royal Brougham Pitch</div><div>@RBPitch on topBrad Evans</div><div>Dinner time and Sigi will kill us of we continue in the meal room. To be continued......Brad Evans</div>
[<a href="http://storify.com/jeremiahoshan/brad-evans-twitterviews-marc-burch-part-2" mce_href="http://storify.com/jeremiahoshan/brad-evans-twitterviews-marc-burch-part-2" target="_blank">View the story "Brad Evans Twitterviews Marc Burch, Part 2" on Storify</a>]<h1>Brad Evans Twitterviews Marc Burch, Part 2</h1><h2>Here's the second part of Brad Evans' twitterview of Marc Burch.</h2><p>Storified by Jeremiah Oshan · Wed, May 09 2012 20:46:59</p><div>Burch is back. He's getting a massage soon so hurrrrry.Brad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 Who on the team would win a 100-meter dash? Who would win a marathon? Where would Sigi finish?Nkopp</div><div>@nkopp 100 yrd dash Cato and a marathon EstradaBrad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 what will get me more ladies: 'evans' or 'burch' on the back of a new ssfc jersey?Douglas Franz</div><div>@DouglasFranz if you put "burchevans" you'd score big timeBrad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 Who's Marc's favorite soccer idol?Fischer Knapp</div><div>@FischerKnapp peleBrad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 Best DC player ever? Marco E or Jamie M.Damian Kirby</div><div>@kirbytheking Marco is probably top MLS player ever tooBrad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 who gives the best hugs?Rachel Sparks</div><div>@RachelShock roger the stache LevesqueBrad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 Is he a manicure or pedicure man?shane waletzko</div><div>@Healingprimrose he's a man. Neither.Brad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 yeah riiiiiiiiiiightshane waletzko</div><div>@brad_evans3 What did Burch want to be when he grew up?Sarah</div><div>@SoundersFCfan besides wanting to conquer the top 4 highest peaks in the world.. He wanted to work at subwayBrad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 Pick one teammate to be on The Amazing Race, who would it be?Ryan McQueen</div><div>@RYAN_C_M definitely not @AWEBS13 probably myselfBrad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 All-time favorite Fredy hairstyle?Justin Foss</div><div>@JDFoss shavedBrad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 Marc is on my fantasy team, if he gets a goal he should dedicate it to me for my birthday (its today!) (:Taylor</div><div>@taylorsaidwhaa ok he will do a dance for u. Look out for it.Brad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 bwuahahahaha will he wear a City blue man thong if I send him one if City wins the EPL?Nora</div><div>@wh_mermaid man thong and man utdBrad Evans</div><div>@wh_mermaid I'm not ashamed by eitherBrad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 thoughts on Urban Meyer as the new coach at Ohio State.Kristin McGunnigle</div><div>@SeattleFan29 AWESOME but I do miss Jim.Brad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 why doesnt his wikipedia article have a photo of him in a Sounders FC kit?Derek Tsuchida</div><div>@Forthroe anybody can change wikipedia. Change it for me!Brad Evans</div><div>Hey @brad_evans3, ask Burch if he feels bad for all the kids in the stands he's hit with his crosses and free kicks...Martin Shatzer</div><div>@mshatzerDC no remorse whatsoeverBrad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 Who's a better cuddler, Marc or Fucito AKA "The Mole"? http://twitpic.com/9iygl1Royal Brougham Pitch</div><div>@RBPitch you probably haven't heard of Aung Aye our assistant trainer and massage masterBrad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 If Burch could fight anyone in the MLS who would it be?Jason Perkowski</div><div>@jasonperkowski not sure I should say this.Brad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 what's burch's favorite true pacific northwest experience so far?Seth</div><div>@SciTeacherSeth ferry ridesBrad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 end of the world scenario: what two people do you bring with you? Which Sounder do you bring with you?LikkitP</div><div>@LikkitP wife and my dog and B-rad. My dog needs a friend and he likes dogs more than humans.Brad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 what's his favorite book?Meghan Shaffer</div><div>@midge81 anything W/ Alex CrossBrad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 In regards to when you and Leo are on the field together, complete this sentence: Leo is the (blank) to my (blank).LikkitP</div><div>@LikkitP Leo is my star to my nightBrad Evans</div><div>@brad_evans3 hw'd he meet the anti-twitter wife? :) ps: aren't you married, Brad? maybe your wife should give lessons in awesome-wifeness!Meghan Shaffer</div><div>@midge81 they met through a mutual twitter hating friendBrad Evans</div>
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