On a beautiful Seattle afternoon in front of 55,000-plus supporters, the Sounders FC defeated the Vancouver Whitecaps in the second of the three meetings these Cascadia derby rivals will have this season. A highly contested physical battle and quite an entertaining match was witnessed by all. But the most interesting moment may have only been caught by those watching the match on the television. In the 26th minute, after the 'Caps Darren Mattocks was slow to get up, replays caught up to him walking it off - when all of a sudden the Sounders CB Jeff Parke stepped into frame. What happened next perhaps only Jeff Parke will ever know what he was doing. Its really just best you sit back and watch how this animation plays out. Best guesses as to what he was doing:
- Trying to get all the ants off himself
- Put too much aftershave on after a full body shave
- New dance craze he's trying to get to go viral
- Levesque showed him a new yoga move that he hasn't quite figured out yet
Animated gif after the jump.



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