Joshua Mayers just alluded to an anonymous tweet linking Helder Postiga to the Sounders. Not knowing anything about him, and tragically bored at work, I started searching. Seems like a robust striker with recent international goals on his sheet. The most exciting thing, however, is that his agent according to Transfermarket is Gestifute. The same agency that represents all these folks - http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/gestifute/details/berater_413.html. It seems like if this rumor has any merit at all (which it likely does not) we at least are fishing in the right pond.