The Sounders mustache you a question!

Though not aerodynamic, Oba's mustache has a penchant for goals. - photobucket

Have you ever wondered who would have the best mustache on the current Sounders roster? Well wonder no more.

The Sounders are on a roll, winning 5 of their last 6 matches. Currently, with games in hand on all their opponents, the Sounders sit 4th in the Supporter Shield standings and 3rd in PPG (0.04 points behind 1st). All the doubt that existed in the first half of the season has seemingly morphed into hope. As fans, we can cope with hope. But one question still remains, a question that has plagued me this entire season, through both the ups and the downs:

  • Which Sounder would look the best with a Sam Elliott mustache?

This will be pretty straight forward. Vote for your favorite in the polls at the end.

* Some of the Sounders players didn't have the best photographs to work with, so the author did what (s)he could. Some photos might be larger than others, but the author will do what he/she can to make them uniform.

Players are organized alphabetically.

Alonso, Osvaldo


Bates, Will

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Burch, Marc

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Carrasco, Servando

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Caskey, Alex

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Dempsey, Clint

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Estrada, David

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Evans, Brad

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Ford, Josh

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Gavin, Blair

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Gonzalez, Leonardo

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Gspurning, Michael

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Hahnemann, Marcus

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Hurtado, Jhon Kennedy

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Ianni, Patrick

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Johnson, Eddie

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Joseph, Shalrie

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Lund, Philip

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Martins, Obafemi

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Neagle, Lamar

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Remick, Dylan

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Rosales, Mauro

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Rose, Andy

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Scott, Zach

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Traore, Djimi

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Weber, Andrew

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Yedlin, DeAndre

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Zakuani, Steve

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Zavaleta, Eriq

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