Portland Week: Swass

Swass like us - MikeRussellFOTO

original by Sir Mix-A-Lot, adapted by Dave Clark

Get busy!

[Verse 1]
Sir Hanauer bread the ultimate team
So cute in rave, our eyes can see
Intelligent freak, wardrobe complete
He can sell Cyan, Electricity or Pitch Black
We got massive buses with the bass in the back
Try to shade our team, TA you must be whack
Bicep's flex, so kiss our crest
Buying Dempsey with gold from league checks
And we're Swass ...

[Chorus]
Don't you wish your football club was swass like ours (swass)
Don't you wish your football club was swass like ours (swass)
Don't you wish your football club was swass like ours (swass)
Don't you wish your football club was swass like us

[Verse 2]
48 seconds for a fresh Seattle love fest
We're the king of the Cup in the great northwest
Packin more dollars than Chase Manhattan
A, after eaten sure my bill for fatten
Yep, his phone be ringin like you wish yours would
But my squad stays cool cause they look so good
Punk mother****** called Ozzie weak
Just turn up the bass and feel this beat
Feel our bass drum ...

[Break]
("Stop it, get silly, swass")
("Stop it, get silly, swass")
("Stop it, get silly, swass")
("Stop it, get silly, swass")

("Stop it, get silly, swass")
("Stop it, get silly, swass")
("Stop it, get silly, swass")
("Stop it, get silly, swass")

[Verse 3]
Now the grounds be shakin, when my bass drum's breakin
("Stop it, get silly, swass")
Suckers in the crowd think the Brougham End be fakin
("Stop it, get silly, swass") [backwards]
Now put this beat in your super yacht
("Stop it, get silly, swass")
But don't start cryin when your woofers get stuck
("Stop it, get silly, swass") [backwards]
Check it out ...

[solo of the beat]
Hit bigger!

[Verse 4]
We sit on 6 points when we count our bank
All Timbers players will get spank'd
We're freaks and we know it, so why not show it
March to the Match fills the bowl
New name the same due to voting polls
Cold with their feet you'll allow us goals
Innovative team with a brand new twist
Don't you wish your club could Oba like this
Break it down ...


[Chorus]
Don't you wish your football club was swass like ours (swass)
Don't you wish your football club was swass like ours (swass)
Don't you wish your football club was swass like ours (swass)
Don't you wish your football club was swass like us

[Verse 5]
Million dollar players to rock the nets
It attracts more eyes than your league vets
Ah, imitate me and you'll bring about pain
Better wear dark green so you can't claim
Swass, point, no introduction
We come complete with powerful instructions
We work for ourselves don't have no boss
TA you gotta have brains if you wanna be swass
And we're swass ...

[Interlude: Brougham End talking]
Oh Sounders you know I want to, like you, you know I like you
Oh Sounders you know I want to, like you, you know I like you
Oh Sounders you know I want to, like you, you know I like you
Oh Sounders you know I want to, like you, you know I like you

[Chorus]
Don't you wish your football club was swass like ours (swass)
Don't you wish your football club was swass like ours (swass)
Don't you wish your football club was swass like ours (swass)
Don't you wish your football club was swass like us

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