1. Say something sarcastic and funny that isn't offensive to anyone
2. Say something sarcastic and funny that is only offensive to Timbers Army
3. Mention Tacos. Then mention Friberg. Then assume that 25 of your rec's came from Dave.
4. Write a poem
5. Better yet, write a limerick
6. Quote Ender's Game
7. Make references to yachts while you yacht on your yacht.
9. More gifs
10. Be Jackington and make gifs
11. Make gifts from The Lion King
12. Say "this is a _____ that we like"
13. Talk about turf
14. Talk about grass
15. Make a good pun on the post that came before you
16. Mention Sigi in a good light
17. Mention Sigi in a bad light
18. Farts (So I'm told)
19. Mention bacon