Why, oh, why, did I not find this site till this morning?
It's Zombie FC -- dedicated to combining the best of Sounders and Halloween. Complete with Sounders logo pumpkin carving instructions AND directions for dressing as Zombie Jaqua.
Hilarious. I hope they're not on hiatus now for another year. (Because Jaqua zombies never go out of style.)
C'mon, guys. I'm dying to see what you can do if you put your creativity towards Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentine's Day...
But first maybe you could start with a little something for a "We Hate Onstad" day? (Grizzly bears optional.)