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Our Weekly Dose of Sounders Poetry Dedicated to the Truly Amazing Kasey Keller

So last week in our new weekly tradition, Sounders Poetry, I wrote you some couplets about a few of our favorite players.

But apparently some of you (okay, one of you, I won't name names, but it starts with a "K" and ends with an "en") were less than happy that I left out our ol' man and on-field leader, Kasey Keller.

Let's remedy that, shall we?

I think we all know that Kasey does not merit merely a poem. Kasey merits the highest form of Seattle Offside Poetry Adulation: The Limerick.

So without further ado, we have

The Limerick Dedicated
to Kasey Keller,
A Goalkeeper so Awesome, So Amazing,
That He Can Make Saves
Without. Even. Touching. The Ball.
True Story*

You asked for a poem about Keller
He's really one heckuva feller
From tight spots he frees us
Through telekinesis
He's truly that stellar, is Keller


*Read the absolutely true and utterly amazing story right here.

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