But apparently some of you (okay, one of you, I won't name names, but it starts with a "K" and ends with an "en") were less than happy that I left out our ol' man and on-field leader, Kasey Keller.
Let's remedy that, shall we?
I think we all know that Kasey does not merit merely a poem. Kasey merits the highest form of Seattle Offside Poetry Adulation: The Limerick.
So without further ado, we have
The Limerick Dedicated
to Kasey Keller,
A Goalkeeper so Awesome, So Amazing,
That He Can Make Saves
Without. Even. Touching. The Ball.
You asked for a poem about Keller
He's really one heckuva feller
From tight spots he frees us
He's truly that stellar, is Keller
*Read the absolutely true and utterly amazing story right here.