How in the world did we miss Freddie Ljungberg's 32nd birthday? Happy birthday, Freddie!
(Please wait to celebrate until after tomorrow night.)
And while we're on the subject of Freddie, I would like to take this opportunity to offer up a word of warning to any other players aspiring to be just like our Swedish hunk.
Yes, sure, modeling underwear may seem like fun and games and easy money at the time.
But eventually somebody will collect all of your shots together, set them to romantic music, and turn them into a softcore collection that nobody in the real world will be able to watch without giggling.
Flaunt your junk at your own risk.