What can we say about this game? Um.... Let's see. Maybe the word nerds among us could give a complete conjugation of the verb "To Suck"?
Or we could write a song dedicated to our argumentative Designated Player, who will be missing the next game due to yellow card accumulation because he just Could. Not. Shut. His. Effing. Mouth.
(FYI, I believe "Lju" is pronounced "Lyooo.")
The Freddie Ljungberg Card Accumulation Song
Sung to the tune of "Oh My Darling, Clementine."
You must whine and you must argue
and you cannot shut your trap
now you're taking a vacation
and the team will play like crap
Shut the F*** up, Shut the F*** up
Shut the F*** up Freddie Lju
There's a ref'ree with a red card
and he's waiting just for you.
Now the team could miss the playoffs
And you know they're gonna blame
the Swedish guy who couldn't shut up
Freddie Ljungberg is his name
(Photo: Prost Amerika Soccer)