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A Limerick in Honor of the Thug's Thug, New England's Shalrie Joseph (UPDATED with Video)

Well, THAT was depressing. A game Sounders should have won (despite playing kind of abysmally) but instead lost 3-1 after a twelve-minute complete loss of focus after our nice young man Patrick Ianni and NE's resident @$$#%*& Shalrie Joseph tussled in the box and Joseph got away with what should have been a red-card offense.

Well done to Shalrie for sticking to your game plan and again doing everything you could to beat the crap out of our players while getting the three points for your team.

With luck our guys won't be so naive next time.

That said, I am so impressed with your behavior that I think you deserve your own Seattle Offside Limerick. Which, yes, does, in fact, reference your stint in drug rehab. Because I am just that immature.

A Limerick Dedicated to
New England's Resident Thug,
Shalrie Joseph

The Revs' Shalrie returns the pitch
After rehab he's finding his niche
He was gone; he's now back
to give Patrick a smack
Thus cementing his rep as a b*tch

Video of the event is here:

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