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Trialist Beats Chicago With Evil Stare

Seattle 1 - Chicago 0
Scoring Summary
Sounders FC - Servando Carrasco (Miguel Montano, Roger Levesque) 120.
Fire - None.

Sounders FC - Kasey Keller (Terry Boss 63), James Riley (Richard Martinez 71, Michael Tetteh 114), Jhon Kennedy Hurtado (Taylor Graham 71, Patrick Ianni 104), Jeff Parke (Zach Scott 71), Leo Gonzalez (Tyson Wahl 71), Alvaro Fernandez (Trialist 46, David Estrada 91), Osvaldo Alonso (Servando Carrasco 71), Brad Evans (Jonathan Prieto 71), Steve Zakuani (Miguel Montano 71), Fredy Montero (Mike Fucito 63, Roger Levesque 104), Blaise Nkufo (Pat Noonan 63, Lamar Neagle 100).

Sounders FC - Trialist (caution) 55; Miguel Montano (caution) 72.
Fire - Cory Gibbs (caution) 28; Cory Gibbs (caution) 55; Cory Gibbs (ejection) 55.

How is that even possible?

So, #TheTrialist has an assist from the UCF (insert syn. for thrashing, mauling, fireworks display, etc), and now a caution against Chicago? Seriously, is someone updating his MLS player page? He's got more stats than John Rooney, and even he's got a wiki entry.