It's a sad, sad day when the Pirate King of Seattle goes all corporate on us. Is Mr. Levesque planning to go in for a job interview with new USMNT coach Jurgen Klinsmann? Does he have a new girlfriend who forced him to clean up? Has he, gasp!, decided that the bearded look is just passe? Anyone have any theories they'd like to share? (photo via @chrisegan5)