Clint "It's oh so pretty" Dempsey:
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Obafemi Martins is played through by Marco Pappa and he does some MVP-type stuff:
Clint and Marco Pappa combine for some "Gandalf the White" magic not some of that weak "Gandalf the grey" magic:
Stefan Frei shows some hops and stops Deshorn Brown's header:
Hydra Clint combines with Hydra Lamar Neagle and then Hydra Oba taps in the goal:
Clint tries some sh*t, gets past the giant tree, and almost just almost:
Osvaldo Alonso almost pulls off the spectacular if not for the quick thinking of Clint Irwin:
The Hydra rears its heads again and Deuce almost scores a bonker of a goal:
Osvaldo Alonso making his defender look silly: