The MLS Gamethread post may be entirely useless this week. Seriously, who among you will come here after the Sounders claim victory in Portland? You'll all be drinking through sheer happiness. And if they lose, you'll be drowning your sorrows, uninterested in the games of others. And a tie? There may still be drinking from the sheer mediocrity of it! Beer is this thread's worst enemy, at least until people click on the link and show up here. Then, beer is MLS Gamethread's best friend. What am I even talking about any more?