Brad Evans runs right past Designated Player Center Back Liam Ridgewell and squares a beauty into Obafemi Martins for goal number one:
SPEED BURST-RAD:
OBAFLIPS ARE BACK:
The counter-attack was on point. Watch as Clint Dempsey makes a lung-busting 80 yard sprint to get in as Oba picks him out perfectly:
Michael Harrington and his pony could not catch up to the Deuce train:
CHOO CHOO NEXT STOP GOALSVILLE:
I'm not sure which Cup of Oba's this is, but it sure is fun to watch:
Chad Barrett keeps scoring. Chad Barrett has seven goals. This is awesome:
He's also does a mean ballerina:
This goal by Obafemi Martins. Are you sitting down? Is there something soft that can catch your jaw when it hits the floor?:
Glue? Velcro? Magic?:
I AM COMPLETE AWE OF YOU AND YOUR BALLER-NESS OBA:
OBLIGATORY ALLIGATOR:
Bonus video: