This Week in (Cascadia) Gifs: Seattle was on fire indeed (animated)

If "There's No Place Like Home" then I am truly sorry we left yours in a shamble. The Seattle Sounders FC took all three points by defeating Portland Timbers 4-2 in another Cascadia Classic (tm). The win also pushes Seattle back into first in the West and Supporter Shield standings. The takeaway here is Obafemi Martins is some sort of damned wizard.

By LikkitP@LikkitP Aug 25, 2014, 8:30am PDT

Obafemi Martins is a wizard of some kind. A damned wizard!

Brad Evans runs right past Designated Player Center Back Liam Ridgewell and squares a beauty into Obafemi Martins for goal number one:

SPEED BURST-RAD:

OBAFLIPS ARE BACK:

The counter-attack was on point. Watch as Clint Dempsey makes a lung-busting 80 yard sprint to get in as Oba picks him out perfectly:

Michael Harrington and his pony could not catch up to the Deuce train:

CHOO CHOO NEXT STOP GOALSVILLE:

I'm not sure which Cup of Oba's this is, but it sure is fun to watch:

Chad Barrett keeps scoring. Chad Barrett has seven goals. This is awesome:

He's also does a mean ballerina:

This goal by Obafemi Martins. Are you sitting down? Is there something soft that can catch your jaw when it hits the floor?:

Glue? Velcro? Magic?:

I AM COMPLETE AWE OF YOU AND YOUR BALLER-NESS OBA:

OBLIGATORY ALLIGATOR:

Bonus video: