You really just want to go watch the video highlights from the match. I can't do those justice right now. There's also this gem regarding how superhumanly fast DeAndre Yedlin is.
Clint Dempsey has got your trophy and he's going to show it to you!
Obafemi Martins seals the win in extra time, but the best part is the SoB capo getting off his ladder and THROWING IT:
"Oh man, great hug Oba! Hey guys - get one of these now!"
Okay, fine. DeAndre's roadrunner impression. He's superhumanly fast: