Update: Found some more awards!
Best Worst Dramatic Performance
Stefan Frei wins "Best Hands"
Marco Pappa wins "The Marco Pappa something something something"
The Seattle Sounders FC are apparently rolling out their new marketing campaign and are handing out Scarfie Awards to celebrate some of the more memorable highlights from last season. Stefan Frei and Marco Pappa are the big winners of the award in the first two videos released.