We thought they were back after dismantling Orlando City. We suspected they might be back after victories over Portland Timbers and Toronto FC. But when you go into the house of Supporter's Shield leaders Vancouver Whitecaps and drop a three-goal shutout on them, you know you've come correct.
Seattle Sounders FC beat them so bad. (How bad did they beat them?) They beat them so bad that they aren't Supporter's Shield leaders anymore! They beat them so bad that they lost the Cascadia Cup! Hold on, I can do better... The Sounders beat them so bad that they changed their name to Browncaps! Because all the snow on their world-class ski resorts melted and dirt washed into their beautiful scenic waterways! It also works with their third kits. That's a good slam. You don't appreciate it enough.
Below, you can rate each individual Sounders performance on a ten point scale.
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