Chivas USA may not have played for over a year and will soon become little more than a footnote in MLS history once LAFC actually takes the pitch, but that didn't stop Michael Parkhurst from shoveling some dirt on their grave. Totally unprovoked, he lobbed this bomb ahead of today's draft:
Good luck to all potential MLS draftees today. Though it may be a stressful day, at least you can't be drafted by Chivas USA
— Michael Parkhurst (@MFparkhurst) January 14, 2016
Cold, cold hearted.