Hey Dallas, all your goals are belong to us! So sad that you’ll have to lose it all at home. How embarrassing for you.
[Insert another topical and witty video game reference here about being better than our opponent and also they are lame and we are totally going to finish them]
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It's dangerous to go alone! Take this. [Sammy punches Tex in the fabric nose].