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Seattle
Apparently each player gets 24 hours with the cup. Zach Scott spent his day taking a road trip across the region with the cup in tow.
Where to go, what to do? pic.twitter.com/2FmK83MDq1
— zk scott (@zkscott) December 20, 2016
Sounders players just can't stop winning. Frei, Morris, and Roldan have all won the "highly coveted" MLS Soshi awards for their social media presence. Also, yesterday was #WrinkleWednesday
Nala and Cloi wish you all Happy Holidays!#WrinkleWednesday #MLSSoshies pic.twitter.com/uSm2EZsibk
— Stefan Frei (@Stefan24Frei) December 21, 2016
MLS
Will Johnson tried to get away from Seattle with his move to Toronto, but he couldn't escape so easily. He's now on his way to the furthest possible location with Orlando City SC.
Speaking of former Timbers, The Scottish Sun is reporting that Darlington Nagbe has nearly completed his move to Celtic.
SI.com has been publishing a series of articles covering the cities contending for MLS expansion. The latest installment is a look at Sacramento, who is near the top of most lists.
The San Jose Earthquakes clearly have had far too much time on their hands.
"I made my teammates disappear..."
— San Jose Earthquakes (@SJEarthquakes) December 21, 2016
Happy Holidays to the #Quakes74 family! pic.twitter.com/Lyjx0ao5Oy
USA
Julian Green will be leaving Bayern Munich to join Stuttgart in the German second division.
US Soccer has announced yet another delay in their vote on who will be sanctioned as the US second division. The vote will not happen this year.
World
As anticipated, Chapacoense has now received the Copa Sudamericana trophy.
Now that Zlatan has officially conquered the English Premier League, there is probably nothing left but for him to move on to another new league.
Qatar has finally put all concerns to rest about their hosting the upcoming World Cup with their announcement of helmets with built in air conditioning.