Don't forget that there are many ways to get to games; car, bike, walk, ferry, light rail, streetcar, and the Sounder train.
The Colorado Rapids took the clear and crucial step of trading with the New England Revolution for the rights to Jermaine Jones. Thanks to his suspension in the playoffs last year, Jones is unable to play in MLS for five more matches.
Oba may be gone, but Cascadia still has a Nigerian National Team contributor; Fanendo Adi got named by his federation last week.
The late-game magic that maybe was expected in Seattle instead spent a March sabbatical in Orlando City, where one team with a lion mascot scored two 94'+ goals against another team with a lion mascot for a 2-2 draw.
The weekend's highest-scoring result (NYCFC 4-3 Chicago) jives with David Villa's promise of more wins in 2016.
The iron fist of sanctions have come down on Toronto FC supporters for their part in stadium damage while traveling to Montreal last year. Fans lit flares in the stands, which is generally looked down on as childish and dangerous.
Leaked pictures of the new US home jerseys look more like that terrible dress shirt your parents dressed you up in during your awkward teen years.
Luis Suarez bit off a piece of another defender, but this time it was just their pride:
As goal-line technology becomes an inevitability, expect to see more heart-rending decisions like this 2.35cm-away-from-a-goal denial of Harry Kane.
Cristiano Ronaldo is good at soccer.