In last weekend’s road match versus Montreal Impact, the Seattle Sounders came back from the half ready to go for broke for some points. Brian Schmetzer is bold and cunning, bringing on the bear for a center back (!) as the final sub.
With stoppage time coming to a close, best friends Jorstian Mordan create a super dangerous chance, and the new guy is there to clean it up nicely.
For his efforts he was gifted with a bear hug from the honey badger. I guess he can stay.