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In the 28th minute of Tuesday’s US Open Cup game between the Sounders and the Timbers, Kovar was whistled for “elbowing” Portland’s Victor Arboleda. Surely we can come up with something funnier than Arboleda’s attempt to get Kovar carded. Get on it, folks!
Update: It may not be a caption, but the current leader is this gem, courtesy of Scott Thiessen:
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