The Portland Thorns, Forward Madison FC, and Indy Eleven all put out new jerseys that are varying degrees of “trying sh*t,” and I don’t think that any of them are actually good. Meanwhile, the Seattle Sounders 2014 Pitch Black kit was voted the best in MLS history. OL Reign signed a player, and while the Bundesliga is rocking and rolling, other leagues are still trying to make their way back.

Seattle/Tacoma

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. A conversation with Megan Rapinoe and Raheem Sterling - YouTube

You did it, you really did! You voted the 2014 Pitch Black kit the best, yet again. The 2014 Seattle Sounders are champions of the MLS Jersey Week Bracket | MLSsoccer.com

OL Reign’s signing of Yuka Momiki means that the club will continue its tradition of fielding highly talented Japanese players. OL Reign Signs Japanese International Yuka Momiki — OL REIGN: WE ARE THE BOLD

MLS/USL

The first of a series that looks to look at two things every city has (food and fútbol) and how those are reflected by and reflective of the city. Food and Fútbol: Toronto - FMF State Of Mind

There are some gems in here, but my personal favorite is Hassli taking his shirt off to reveal another copy of his jersey. The biggest MLS wardrobe malfunctions through the years | Greg Seltzer | MLSsoccer.com

RBNY are apparently among the teams connected to West Ham U-23 attacker Veron Parkes. Red Bulls linked to West Ham attacker Parkes - Once A Metro

Forward Madison have become notorious for doing the most. In designing new third jersey, Forward Madison FC understands it now has a reputation to live up to | Soccer | madison.com

This racing-inspired kit is definitely something. Indy Eleven Releases ‘Racing Indy’ Themed Jersey

Big respect to Aodhan Quinn for making this list. MURRAY: The Top Five Current Championship Midfielders

David Villa has good news for fans of the USL Championship club that hopes to start play in 2021, but he can’t tell you what that news is just yet. He really knows how to keep the spark in a relationship. Villa Teases Upcoming Queensboro FC Announcements

For Manneh, observing Ramadan in isolation is a stark contrast from the community experience of Ramadan from his youth. Kekuta Manneh adjusts to Ramadan in the time of COVID-19 - Stars and Stripes FC

No dog has ever been more “under” than the underdogs that were DC United in 2013. D.C. United’s greatest underdog story: The 2013 U.S. Open Cup - Black And Red United

NWSL/WoSo

The aim is to accelerate development, while limiting the negative impact of the pandemic on women’s soccer. FIFA and FIFPRO collaborate to support and further develop women's football - FIFPRO World Players' Union

In the absence of being able to connect with fans at matches, the Thorns’ new jersey represent a tangible sense of community. Portland Thorns’ new kits show how bold designs can push the NWSL’s culture – The Athletic ($)

The league has proposed moving teams to Utah to compete, but there are questions that need answering first. Some concerns about NWSL’s proposed summer tournament - All For XI

While there are upsides to resuming play soon, there are a number of concerns with the plans being discussed. Tight schedule, turf present risks for proposed NWSL return-to-play tournament – The Athletic

USA

Immigration laws lead the list of reasons for young American players making their way to German clubs. Why so many American players are finding a place in German football – The Athletic

Did you remember Shaq Moore? Did you remember that he was with Tenerife? Ah, well, nevertheless. Moore extends contract with Tenerife - Stars and Stripes FC

World

The historic stadium is one step closer to being wiped away and with it closes a chapter in Milan’s history. Italy's Heritage Authority Reportedly Do Not Object To The Demolition Of The San Siro - The AC Milan Offside

Brave new world. Denmark’s AGF Aarhus selling tickets for fans to attend football match via Zoom - We Ain't Got No History

The club alleges that its trademark is infringed in the simulation video game. Manchester United sues Football Manager makers over use of name | The Guardian

Hopes of restarting the LaLiga season in June were put in jeopardy after Ever Banega, Lucas Ocampos, Franco Vazquez and Luuk de Jong were pictured breaking social distancing rules. 'We Have Failed Everyone' - Sevilla Quartet Break Quarantine Rules

Two more players have tested positive for coronavirus as the Premier League conducted another round of tests. Premier League Conduct Second Round Of Coronavirus Testing For Players And Staff - The Liverpool Offside

The teams, they are a-changing. Liga MX continue unilateral restructuring: Morelia to become Mazatlan - FMF State Of Mind

There’s a Bastian Schweinsteiger documentarty, and the title is decidedly Not Good. Basti’s Last Dance: Schweinsteiger documentary trailer is out - Hot Time In Old Town

Martin Odegaard may finally get a real chance with Real Madrid. Odegaard: cinco años de espera | primera