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Seattle Sounders FC vs. Sporting Kansas City: community player ratings form

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At this point, what even are ratings? What constitutes soccer?

Max Aquino / Sounder at Heart

Well, I for one, do not wish to write about that match. But, since Google literally requires it, what follows are some initial thoughts on what I saw. Ismail Elfath should be fined and suspended. If you rate him higher than a 4, your ratings will be discarded. (They won’t be, but come on.) Tim Melia should be fined and suspended. Speaking of, your choices for opposition MOTM are Timmy and their actual MOTM, Johnny Russell. That’s it. Two choices. Who you choose will only indicate how seriously you take the ratings form, which — let’s be real — in times like these, it’s perfectly alright to not take seriously at all.

Note: Some readers are experiencing rendering issues with the form on this page, especially on iOS devices. Here is a direct link to the form; we hope this allows everyone to submit a response.

Here’s the scale:

(Substitutes can be left blank if the player did not play enough to judge)

1 - not a pro (USL/NASL/MLS) quality performance

4 - average USL starter

6 - average MLS starter

9 - MLS All Star

10 - MLS MVP-quality performance