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Scouting Report: Cloudy with a strong chance of goals
The Sounders will be excited for an opportunity to face a revamped Rapids team still learning each other’s names
Scouting Report: Sounders welcome a new baby second year in a row
The Sounders will hope to start the 2019 season off better than the last three seasons.
Scouting Report: Burning Timbers
In what seems like the impossible, the Sounders are back in the playoffs for the tenth straight year and must take on their hated rivals in the Western Conference Semifinals.
Scouting Report: Being the chainsaw
The Sounders offense is finally spinning like a well-oiled machine.
Scouting Report: Steering Toward the Playoffs
A win against the Toros, the top team in the West, is much needed for many reasons.
Scouting Report: Keeping the Quakes’ shirts on
We’ll just pants them, instead. And knock their socks off.
Sounders versus Whitecaps, recap: Roll on, Sounders, roll on
Lodeiro’s first half brace and the debut of Raul Ruidiaz highlight a fun afternoon of soccering
Scouting Report: Riding the wave
The Sounders are dropping in to what could be a great barrel if they set it up right.