Player Profiles
Realio’s Ratings: Penalty earned, banger, assist to cap it
Cristian Roldan kicks for the cycle as Sounders complete comeback.
Realio’s Ratings: Rotated squad lets points slip in Frisco
Seattle continues to struggle in non-Champions League play.
Realio’s Ratings: Seattle Sounders in Concacaf Champions League
A player-by-player breakdown of how we reached the summit.
Realio’s Ratings: Two goal leads aren’t what they once were
Seattle finds new way to lose, despite moments of Nico brilliance.
Realio’s Ratings: Homegrown player returns to Seattle, assists in loss
Super-sub Roldan unable to overtake Yedlin and Co.
Realio’s Ratings: Brazilian back at it
At this point, Loons must have recurring nightmares about João Paulo.
Realio’s Ratings: Cleveland holds on
Sounders rely on their depth to earn a second 1-1 road draw of the week.
Realio’s Ratings: Set pieces settle back-and-forth affair
Fredy out here playing like a kid again.
Realio’s Ratings: Plenty of excitement for meteorologists, less so for soccer fans
Frei only surrenders one goal over the course of four hours, but it’s enough for second MLS loss.
Realio’s Ratings: A soggy start to the season for Cristian and Co.
Seattle unable to break down a packed defense.
Seattle Sounders vs. 2021: End-of-season player ratings, #1
Tinha que ser aquele homem.
Seattle Sounders vs. 2021: End-of-season player ratings, #3-#2
A midfield do-everything-er and a dominant defender. Two absolute cornerstones of recent Sounders teams.
Seattle Sounders vs. 2021: End-of-season player ratings, #6-#4
A Golden Boot contender checks in at #5.
Realio Rates Rusnák
Let’s shine the spotlight on the newest Sounder.
Seattle Sounders vs. 2021: End-of-season player ratings, #11-#7
Lefties, y’all.
Seattle Sounders vs. 2021: End-of-season player ratings, #16-#12
Hometown heroes in several senses.
Seattle Sounders vs. 2021: End-of-season player ratings, #22-#17
We’re entering 2022 with some big questions regarding some big names.
Seattle Sounders vs. 2021: End-of-season player ratings, #29-#23
Lots of potential in this first group, and also Brad Smith.
Seattle Sounders vs. 2021: End-of-season referee ratings
This year saw more than its fair share of head-scratching calls.
Realio’s Ratings: Playoff run ends before it starts
Roldan and Co. unable to pick lock to RSL’s parked bus.
Realio’s Ratings: A Cascadia draw to ease into playoffs
Montero converts penalty for/against former club, celebrates the appropriate amount.
Realio’s Ratings: More points dropped at home
More like Blahs Angeles, am I right?
Realio’s Ratings: Can’t spell ‘capitulation’ without LA
Sounders suffer worst defeat of season as they limp towards playoffs.
Realio’s Ratings: JFC, SKC
Disgraceful showings by Melia and Elfath were all that stood in the way of Roldan leading Sounders to victory.
Realio’s Ratings: Chú know what to do.
We can call him a supersub at this point, right?
Realio’s Ratings: Flat performance effectively dashes Shield hopes
Sometimes even Jimmy Medranda bangers aren’t enough.
Realio’s Ratings: Clinical in Cascadia
Bear dances through defense as Sounders clinch playoff spot.
Realio’s Ratings: João Paulo entra modo animal
Did that run register on the Richter scale?
Realio’s Ratings: The one where Cristian Roldan puts himself about
With a goal, an assist, and a penalty earned, his fingerprints were all over this one.
Realio’s Ratings: Back to winning ways
Road warrior Sounders win pivotal six-pointer.
Realio’s Ratings: A rotated XI looks like a rotated XI
The Great Salt Lake is over 74 miles across, which is about how far Seattle were from a win.
Realio’s Ratings: João caps midfield magic
Slick interplay leads to only goal Sounders need as stout defense does the rest.